Gank Me!
ABOUT
Gank Me! is an MMO porn parody comic that started as a goofy dare in 2006 to draw an mmo porn comic and for some reason people actually read it, enough that it became a bit infamous. Ever since I've been trying to get out a page a month (for a while there it was a page a week) in between the other things I do in my busy life.
CAST
Name:
Whiteswan aka Swan or "That-goddamned-gold-farming-bitch!"
Occupation: Subtlety Rogue in training of The Black Widows (an all
female guild of trouble making mercenaries); moonlights as a spy and bartender depending on how much she needs cash at the moment. Most recently found using her new horde connections and fear of a certain psychotic paladin to get a real job as a spy for whoever will pay the most.
Hobbies: stalking the innocent and giving them a complementary helping of deadly poison on an extra sharp blade in the back, making potions, picking up unsuspecting men at bars and taking them
for all they're worth, getting Alvar into trouble, wild sex, theft, arson, peeping on other people, and gardening.
Special Abilities: immune to her own poisons, able to hold her breath for five minutes, able to pick a lock
with either hand or her toes, creepily fast (Even by N'elf standards) thanks to speed enhancing peircings in interesting places. Equally effective in hand to hand as well as armed combat (note that she's not really all that great in either) Very, very good at getting into places she isn't supposed to be.
Quote:
"Nothing says 'I Had a Good Time' like a face full of blinding powder and a kidney shot don't you think?"
Special: Has been known to gank newbs one tenth her skill and get pwned by THEM!
First Appearance: First page of Gank Me! issue 1
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